Wildwood Celebrity!

Hahahahaha!

2006-03-18T20:13:47Z

Done love it! I am chilling in the living room with mom, dad, and mom-mom. I am putzing in the laptop while dad and mom-mom are using the computer hooked into the TV, mind you the TV is a 42 inch flat screen. Well as they were getting ready to load up pogo.com Dad asked mom if that computer had anything other than Internet Exploder on it, referring to Microsoft Internet Explorer! LOL I love it! Tee hee and oh yes I am aware that my 'geek' is showing!

~Caio!

The World Is Too Much With Us

2006-02-18T20:33:45Z

The World Is Too Much With Us
by William Wordsworth

The world is too much with us; late and soon,
Geting and spending, we lay waste our powers;
Little we see in Nature that is ours;
We have given our hearts away, a sorid boon!
The Sea that bares her bosom to the Moon,
The winds that will be howling at all hours,
And are up-gathered now like sleeping flowers,
For this, for everything, we are out of tune;
It moves us not. -Great God! I'd rather be
A Pagan suckled in a creed outworn, -
So might I, standing on this pleasant lea,
Have glimpses that would make me less forelorn;
Have sight of Proteus rising from the sea;
Or hear old Triton blow his wreathed horn.

$$$

2005-12-07T21:16:13Z

I need a second job... still

I am going to look more tonight me thinks... awe hell I dunno.

This sucks.

Phone Post

2005-09-05T13:43:41Z

Public Post Katrina, please don't take my friends...

2005-08-29T06:28:17Z

total destruction...

killer hurricane....

20 to 25ft storm surge...

worst hurricane to hit New Orleans ever...

devistating...

strongest winds to hit Saint Benard, Jefferson, and Placimnes Parish (Ms Pat is IN Saint Benard Parish!)...

very dangerous...

might be the storm of the centry...

all models show the Big Easy is in Big Trouble...

the media is not helping. I am awake, scared, and worried. My friends are right in the path of one of the 4 category 5 hurricanes to ever make landfall on the contential US. Ms. Pat and Mr. Bob, as well as a few others are boarded up in Ms. Pat's shop in the town of Chalmette, LA. Chalmette is just across the Mississippi River from New Orleans(east of the city). Her shop is about 10 minutes driving time from the river. I am beside myself at the moment. If I hear that the Mississippi has been drivin out of her levies, I am going to need to picked up off the floor. I have been crying on and off most of the night. I am sick to my stomach at the moment. I can not seem to find a comforting thought. Please, to everyone out there in lj land tonight, please no matter your faith, please I beg you pray for the safety of those I love in the path of this storm.

hmmmm

2005-07-08T04:04:06Z

There's about to be a What?!? GIRLFIGHT!

Soemthing to be said for paintshop pro7 teee hee!!

Dog Sense

2004-12-20T22:41:43Z

DOG SENSE

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. -M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. -Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. -Robert Benchley

Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard. -Dave Barry

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. -James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicke! n, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein

Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman. -Dave Miliman

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' -Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. -Phil Pastoret

Random question time!

2004-12-20T01:42:57Z

What is your favorite movie quote? and what movie is it from?

Ok now this is starting to disturb me...

2004-12-11T14:07:25Z

Would some one please tell me why on earth it seems recently that I can not stop dreaming about my ex? This is really starting to disturb me.

Phone Post:

2004-12-09T03:56:26Z

Ask Mark How Many Times a day I metion that damn badger... lol

2004-09-25T21:22:10Z

That's some funny shit!

Which Eddie Izzard "Dressed to Kill" line are you? by Saphyne
Username
Eddie Izzard quote:	"'Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin I poked a badger with a spoon.' 'I’ve never heard of that one before! Five Hail Mary’s and two Hello, Dolly’s.'"

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Look! It's a Peggy!

2004-07-09T23:15:32Z

This has got to be the hardest thing I have ever done...

2004-04-18T04:09:48Z

Being serious about quitting smoking has got to be the hardest thing I have ever done. I am looking at for what it is. I am not just quitting a habit, no that is not a problem it is the drug addiction. And as I sat miserible, shaking, on the verge of tears in the Poplar Cafe I felt so much like I can't do this. These past three days have been a constant mental battle and it is exhausting. I never imagined being truely serious about stopping smoking would be so difficult. It hurts becoming aware of just how much I really did smoke. And it sucks. Right now I sit here in tears. I had to leave karioke, leave my fun, and my boyfriend's side. The same bfd who is fighting the same battle as I am only a lesser one. He's been smoking just over a year. Me on and off for about 5 and a half. Five, something like that. I am not happy. This has got to be about the hardest fucking thing I have ever done in my life. I wish I could wake in the morning having never smoked a day in my life. I really do.. I wish I could take it back. And I promise that should I have children I will break there hands if the imagine smoking a cigarette. Now I know what my parents went through, and why they were so pissed at me for smoking. I am so torn right now. I want to go into hiding and just work and hang out with selected friends. And I am not even sure about that last part! God Damn it where are the tissues! Where is my Mark when I need a hug?

Fun with HTML!

2004-03-08T04:23:16Z

Is this annoying you yet?????

Yea to me!

2004-03-01T00:47:51Z

In five business days I will have Verizon DSL.... ha ha ha ha no more 56k for me!

Just Because

2004-02-21T19:33:50Z

I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states.

It is not MY fault I never learned to accept responsiblity.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

I love him, o yes I do,
He's for me, not for you
And if by chance you take me place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face!

For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

Abort, retry, fail?

All your base are belong to us.

You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. You can't pick your friend's nose.

A person knows he has found his true love when they call that person and say: Honey, I just killed someone. And that persons response is: where do we hide the body?

Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

The best thing about Alzheimer’s is : You can hide your own Easter eggs.

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light and dark side, and it binds the universe together

When your a fat little kid, there are no more see-saws...only catapults

Time flies like an arrow, while fruit flies like a banana.

jadesblade @ 2004-02-08T20:11:00

2004-02-09T01:43:31Z

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/quiz/images/suburban-white-trash-lg.jpg
To link it (the actual code):

Randomness

2004-02-02T00:47:42Z

It has been a while since I made a randomness post, but let me tell you tonight I am feeling it. I am feeling it bad!

~Begin Randomness~
No, you won't have me naked by the end of this song. But nice try!
Born in the USA
Let's do the time Warp again
No more bunny ears!
Thank god Rodger loves Mark.
A man just gave my boyfriend a flower, ew?!?
Angry Mike.
Whistle
mmmmm, hamburger... where are you?
but, fucking
dirrrrrrrtay POP
slide to the left and sail to the right
BuMbLe BeE dOg
it gives you wings
his five o'clock shadow went from his face to his back
yea, for as hairy as the rest of him is, I was surprised that he didn't have a hairy ass
he gave you permission,
yea... long pause... give me ten I'll be back. I have to go talk to my friend Mike.
boner accomodations

::screeching sound of brakes::
awe poop... the ice machine of the second floor decided to pee itself. This is going to be a long night me thinks.

~End randomness~

jadesblade @ 2004-01-12T14:48:00

2004-01-12T20:13:18Z

three things that scare me:
1: My boss
2: Not Smoking
3: being alone, as in forever alone

three people who make me laugh:
1: Mark H.
2: Joe R.
3: My brodur (Bobby Ray!)

three things I love:
1: My family
2: My friends
3: My life

three things I hate:
1: ignorant people
2: SUV driving airheads!
3: being lied to

three things I don't understand:

1: What the hell I am doing here?
2: My dad's hair
3: What would possess someone to pierce their private regions! Ouch!

three things on my desk:

1: Diet Vanilla Coke Bottle
2: Motorolla T5410 radio
3: Everyone's W2's (they just came in)

three things I'm doing right now:
1: converting oxygen into carbon dioxide
2: sitting with my legs folded up
3: digesting my lunch

three things I want to do before I die:

1: Start a family
2: Become an on air personality
3: See my brother get married

three things I can do:
1: Sing Karioke!
2: Listen
3: Wiggle my ears

three ways to describe my personality:
1: Bubbly
2: "Dances to the beat of my own drummer"
3: Unpredictable

three things I can't do:
1: Get an erection
2: Drive a stick
3: A split

three things I should do more often:
1: Follow through, finish what I start
2: Pay attention
3: Think before I speak

1.What's on your bedside table? I don't have a bedside table.... ::pouty face::
2. What's the CD you own that is a guilty pleasure? The Craft Motion Picture Score
3. What do you eat when you raid the fridge at night? what ever is in there.. which usually is not much
4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would have done? nothing... I am not too big on pain thank you very much
5. Do you have a completely irrational fear? I don't do well if there are too many people in a room. I need space
6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments? the words "uh" and "um" and a little nervous giggling
7. Do you ever have to beg? ummm... no
8. Do you have too many love interests? Is there such a thing?

9. Do you know anyone famous? Yes, me, I am infamous. Does that count?
10. Describe your bed. A Princess's bed. 4 post canopy with shears and very regal curtains, and pillow top matress. Very comfy!

11. Spontaneous or planned? Planned spontanaity
12. Who should play you in a movie about your life? Tough call...I would have to say Drew Barrymore
13. Do you know how to play poker? Yes, but I don't win
14. What do you carry with you at all times? My smile and my pride
15. How do you drive? Like your typical Jersey Driver...
16. What do you miss most about being little? the beautiful lack of responsibilty

17. Are you happy with your given name? Yes.

18. What color is your bedroom? Off White with Sage and tan trim
19. What was the last song you were listening to? Harder to breath~ Maroon 5
20. Have you ever been in a school play? Yes I played a dwarf... Curly the dwarf to be specific.. it was in highschool...
21. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? If I don't who is going to?

22. Do you think you're cute? I am one sexy bitch!... hahahahahahahah
23. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? Over all yes, but I can go from sweetheart to bitch in .007seconds flat!

hee hee hee it's quiz time everybody....

2002-10-16T08:13:38Z

I took the What Mythological Creature Are you? test by
peacefulchaos !

Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You? quiz, by Angel.

find your element
at mutedfaith.com.

See which Greek Goddess you are.